Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
