How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?