How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are winter days great?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?