My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?