Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which state has the best streets?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?