What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the horse so happy?