What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?