What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What money do cats use to go shopping?