What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?