What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?