What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Do you know the name Pavlov?