What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
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