What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you say if you meet a toad?