What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?