What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
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What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do birds threaten one another?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?