What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?