What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?