What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do goats and moms have in common?