What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?