What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?