When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?