Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which elf is the best singer?