Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What do you call a short cow?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which famous author is also a ruler?