Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the cow afraid?