Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?