Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?