Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?