Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is the most faithful insect?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?