Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's the most masculine animal?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?