Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do fish do at parades?