Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?