Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?