Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do crabs never give to charity?