Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?