Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do fireflies start a race?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?