Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What season begins with a thud?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?