What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?