Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?