What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?