How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?