What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?