How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do little monsters call their mother?