Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?