She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?