What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What bird is losing its hair?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do ducks have for lunch?