What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?