Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?