What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?