What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is another name for a cow?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?