What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What animals make the best students?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?